This shirt was just advertised to me on FB.
I guess it supports the current anti-Yanukovich protests in Ukraine...? (Which are - no insincerity at all - very legit and speak to my rebellious-spirit & heart!)
However.
...
Really?
Really. REALLY.They can't even pretend that it's fun being Ukrainian. They are marketing the concept. In fact, they are actively seeking to make $$ dollah dollah billz $$ off of the noteworthy lack of fun within our deeply disaster-prone Ukrainian personhood.
(On that note - let us discuss the brand-name: "I AM UKRAINIAN." Did you notice it demanded no simplistic adherence to capitalization nor punctuation laws? LOLz no. We don't mess with that shit; leave that to Tolstoy oh hey///. Future tagline: "Ukrainian: It's a fun-as-heck state of tortured mind, y'all~~")
Oh, Україна. Your legacy of hardship is also your present. The Ukrainian struggle was the original.
за ваше здоров'я! To your hearts and minds; my crazy, crazy motherland.
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